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These Are Some Of The Best And Funniest Google Reviews Of Australian Rivers

Marco Ruiz Marco Ruiz - Sponsored SMN Writer (APAC) - Staff Writer (Aus)

These Are Some Of The Best And Funniest Google Reviews Of Australian Rivers

Some people just get a kick out of leaving Google reviews, even on the rivers that run through our cities.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but every Australian city (bar Darwin) is located on a river. Rivers tend to be a life source for its city and a focal point of sorts. They’re great for long, chilled-out walks, views of sunset, grabbing drinks and a feed too. No matter in which city, they tend to attract a whole lot of attention. Even opinions about them. Some of these are just strange or outright funny. And you wonder what it was that made this person want to share that with Google and the rest of the world.

Well, whatever their motivation, here’s our pick of some of the best and/or funniest Google reviews of our rivers.

Brisbane River

Photo by Michael Marais on Unsplash

Rating

4.3 ⭐️ from 93 reviews

Reviews

From the descriptive…

To the absurd…

To the informative

There’s always gonna be a haters

And those that love it

Nerang River, Gold Coast

Kim on Flickr

Rating

14 Google reviews

Reviews

What it’s good for…

What does one need to do to get 5 stars?

This person was amazed, even by the birds and cheese

Swan River, Perth

Photo by Nathan Hurst on Unsplash

Rating

4.6 ⭐️ from 216 reviews

Reviews

If it wasn’t clear to you…

Jellyfish are bad

Apparently, parking is a problem

But that doesn’t matter because it’s got soul

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River Torrens, Adelaide

Photo by Gilly Tanabose on Unsplash

Rating

4.6 ⭐️ from 35 reviews

Reviews

Parramatta River and Port Jackson Bay, Sydney

Photo by Tarryn Myburgh on Unsplash

Rating

4.5 ⭐️ from 63 reviews (Parramatta River) and 4.3 ⭐️ from 85 reviews

Reviews

The water of the world is all connected, right?

Understandable from above

Which is it, though?

Hello?

Again, understandable from above

Yarra River, Melbourne

Photo by Slava Abramovitch on Unsplash

Rating

4.5 ⭐️ from 233 reviews

Reviews

Strong opinion on the colour

It’s gotten better, right?

Well, surely it has

Go for the water, stay for the stuff

Can we get this confirmed?

Is it, though?

Must be

River Derwent, Hobart

Just Emi on Flickr

Rating

4.4 ⭐️ from 20 reviews

Reviews

It’s Springtime And A Chandon Garden Is Now Blooming By The River

Wellness & Nature