Recently on Instagram and Facebook, we asked for your spiciest views about Australian cities. Here are some of our favourite answers, from cursed comparisons to chaotic opinions.
- “Melbourne is America’s New York and Queensland is America’s Florida”
- “Canberra actually isn’t shit. There’s some cool stuff there sometimes”
- “Sydney trains are pretty good if you compare them with England’s train network. Come at me 😂”
- “Why doesn’t Melbourne have a train to the airport?”
- “Dunno if it’s controversial or just facts, but whenever Brisbanites get bored and have nothing else to do they build a new bridge”
- “Not a roast, but sometimes I do forget we have the Northern Territory”
- “Melbourne should call potato cakes scallops like the majority of sane Queenslanders and people from NSW…”
- “Adelaide is the new Melbourne”
- “Perth beaches are 100% better than any beach on the east coast”
- “Hobart is not a city”
- “Sydney, more like Shitney”
- “Melbourne’s coffee is no different to any other state”
- “Tell anyone in Brisbane that you live on the other side of the river (north vs south)”
- “Gold Coast should never have happened”
- “Not a city but a place, Bondi is totally overrated and the beach itself is shit”