In extremely important news, there’s another crude confectioner in town who’s opened their doors at their new Paddington Central home, here to satisfy your sweet… and sassy tooth.
Cakes & Shit serves up iced cookies that would make your Grandma say “for heaven’s sake”, cakes in the shape of human anatomies, and more.
Let’s start with the totally chuckle-worthy cakes though, which can be custom-made as something truly memorable for a number of occasions. Especially birthdays for your loved ones who would just appreciate a giant cock cake more than anything.
Cakes & Shit also make iced cookies, which have all the swear words and cheeky phrases imprinted into them, as well as slices, brownies, cookie dough, and brownie batter. *drools* Some other popular items include Bag Of Dicks and Misfortune Cookies. They’re not just an R-rated cake shop, though. Their items range from interactive to naughty (they’re not all crude). They also offer workshops where you can make your own cookies or cupcakes.
After moving on from their former home at Bakery Lane in the Valley, they’ve now set up their new space inside an old tattoo parlour, which has been transformed into a vibrant space, decked out with colourful murals, neon lights, and deco. The bakery offers dine-in or takeaway, with yummy milkshakes and barista-brewed coffee from The Black Lab Coffee Co.
All the risqué stuff is kept at adult height too, so you won’t have to worry about bringing little ones into the shop.
Cakes & Shit is open now and you can find it at 233B Given Terrace, Paddington.